Monday, August 29, 2005

Diplomatic Impunity 

I have a rhetorical question for you, President Porcupine.

When you decided to drag this country's venerable institutions through the proverbial mud, did you expect that the nature of those institutions would protect you?

More specifically, how did you expect the American people to react to having their government extorted by criminals, and to having their enlisted sons and daughters used as hitmen? Did you think that people would have so much respect for the "office" that they would let the officeholder get away with anything?

As it turns out, the "office" is only as respectable as its holder. Since the "office" really is quite important to the American people, they can't afford to have someone like you disgracing it. What you're doing is unacceptable and you're getting what you deserve. Considering that you're a "conservative," I'm sure you can understand the "you get what you deserve" concept.

You're fucking the American people. You should be proud of the ones that are standing up to you, because they represent the best hope for the "new American century." Look them in their eyes and you will see the soul of America's promise. (There's a good one for you - use it in reference to the deluded mothers that are willing to sacrifice their children for your "kick their ass, steal their gas" vulgarity.)

By the way, I hope you don't mind if I take a ride on your noteworthy "small government" testicles once in a while. I can't help it, they're just so - big.

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