Wednesday, August 17, 2005

President Bookworm 

With all due respect, chief, put your summer reading list aside for a couple of days and read Carlos Fuentes' The Years with Laura Diaz.

Don't be intimidated by art. It can be quite beautiful, and sometimes enlightening.

Some things are not going to go away because humanity can't afford to lose them, sir. So perhaps it's time for you to learn to savor these fruits of humanity.

If you're really interested in finding your balance, then you should know that you haven't explored what amounts to 1/2 of your manhood. Any talk of balance at this point is wishful thinking.

We're in a serious pickle because of the bonehead cult of retarded masculinity that dominates our rapidly evolving civilization. I hate to break it to you, sir, but you're the figurehead of this cult. It must be a strange place for a mother's boy who was once a cheerleader.

If there's one thing I can predict with confidence it's this: when all is said and done, the last man standing will be a fully developed (and I'm not talking about his "manifest destiny") man. Only a man that truly loves is capable of taking care of life. Nature favors him for that reason.

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