Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Beep! Beep! 

If I were grading I would say Don Rumsfeld - the Wile E. Coyote of the torture and murder set ("old America") - deserves an "A" or an "A-plus" for operating heavy mental machinery without a clue.

Follow the special logic he uses:
  1. I am America.
  2. Opposition to America is terrorism.
  3. The battle of ideas that's taking place in the world today is between America and terrorism.
  4. America is losing that battle and deserves a "D" or a "D-plus."
Hey, slugger, you're losing a battle against your own warped conceptual construct. That's something that only happens to insane people, criminals, and cartoon villains. Your problem isn't in the quantity or quality of ideas available to you; your problem is in what you're trying to do with them. There is no "magic bullet" idea that will make the reality of your malevolence invisible to people.

In one ear, out the other...

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