Friday, September 01, 2006

Changing a Light Bulb 

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 300 million: 50 million to praise themselves for being the mightiest light bulb changers in history, 50 million to congratulate themselves for being the smartest, 199,999,999 to complain about the absence of light, and one to actually do the job.

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